Splash pad

Post-sex, when laying down and cum drips from your vagina to your butthole then you toot

*farts* ope watch out that one was a splash pad

by jaytes March 12, 2022

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lily-pad lover

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.

John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018

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launch pad

1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due

by Herbie :) May 11, 2006

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i pad kid

quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh

quackity coughs like an i pad kid

by xiria pog April 16, 2021

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Landing Pad

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

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