Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

oklahoma

It’s gonna be 75 degrees on day in december and 45 the next day. Don’t forget the guy who invented sonic is from seminole oklahoma.

Yo what’s so special about oklahoma?
-The Nothingness and Sonic.

by vinc2908 December 12, 2021

Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

Oklahoma City Bombing

The Oklahoma City Bombing was a far right terror attack carried out by Timothy Mcveigh. After Timothy washed out of ranger school he became enamored with the militia movement in the US.

At some point he read the Turner diaries and then carried out a terrorist attack that killed 168 people. Including 19 children.

Timothy Mcveigh is a far right extremist.

Timothy Mcveigh carried out the Oklahoma City Bombing which closely resembled the terror attack on FBI HQ in the Turner Diaries.

by plopperdohone December 29, 2022

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021

Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.

Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.

by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023