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Disco Nap

Any nap that is followed by raucous mayhem, dancing and illicit activities.
Its ok to take a disco nap at 10am, as long as the party starts at 11!
by blackcatalyst February 4, 2010
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Disco Stick

Lady Gaga's penis.
The flap of skin the doctors removed was really just her disco stick.
by Southern Tiger September 1, 2009
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Disco Freak

A disco freak is someone who is an outrageously disco-tastically freak-ishly florridly crazy clothed person thing. It is primarily a state of being but is helped by having frizzy neon hair, clashing colours, yellow eyeshadow, huge earrings and shoulders pads. Shell-suits are also common.

See also: David Bowie rick astley and cyndi lauper
e.g:

1) Cor Blimey, Sarah those pants are sooooooo discooooo freaky!

2) David Bowie...yeh..disco freak.

3) Sarah's hen party? DISCO FREAK! Oh yes.
by Pinder Apples January 13, 2009
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Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.
"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.
by mome-wrath March 30, 2010
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ESE Disco

When some retarded kid pulls the fire alarm.
"The court was like an ESE Disco yesterday..."
by Nick Naires March 8, 2018
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disco shtick

An corny comedy routine, joke, or gimmick, which makes reference to disco music or discothèques.

The genrè was first invented by Fozzie Bear on episode 407 of the Muppet Show; however, the phrase "disco shtick" was coined by Lady Gaga while recording Love Games. The name is an unmistakable homage to Fozzie Bear because Lady Gaga obviously recognizes that her music enjoys the same level of respect today as Fozzie Bear got on the Muppet Show. Either that, or Lady Gaga just wants to take a ride on Fozzie Bear's disco shtick.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran disco

Look! It's a dancing cow!
This must be a dis-cow-thèque.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
by Fozzie Bare August 29, 2010
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Smelly Disco

When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.

For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.

Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.

Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
by caldridge April 7, 2011
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