Anime

A cult that will suck you into it and make your life have meaning. It magically makes your parents regret conceiving you and scares all potential mates away as you fall into a deep dark hole of lusting after lolis and anime titties, as well as your waifu. All of your friends will leave you after a while of you watching hentai in your mom’s basement. It is a void you cannot escape.

Weeb 1: “Hey lemme show you this anime that I’m watching.”
Normie: “Ok”
*6 weeks later*
Weeb 1: *In old normies mom’s basement* “Yo I haven’t seen you in a while you ok?”
No longer normie: *Watching anime* “Anime. Anime is life”

by Biggggg-Boi September 23, 2018

Anime

Anime: My saviour, God/Goddess, The one I worship

Person one: Anime is life!

Person two: No, your delusional

Person one: You are un cultured

by Don't touch my Puppy February 6, 2022

animeism

animeism is the official religion for anime, animeism has 3 groups, the simpians, the mainstreamers, and the almighties

JOIN ANIMEISM , JOIN THE CULT- I MEAN RELIGION

by ANIME GODDESS January 20, 2021

Anime

The best thing in the world.

Did you watch that new anime?
Yes, it was amazing!

by BB_Gunz UwU February 21, 2021

Anime

The best thing on the planet or a style of animation originating in Japan that is characterized by stark colorful graphics depicting vibrant characters in action-filled plots often with fantastic or futuristic themes. YEah

Person: Oh my gosh have you watched anime
Person2: No?
Person: What OMG YOU SHOULD HERE I RECOMAND.......

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Anime

a type of show that is so fucking addicting that you refuse to do anything other than binge watch it.

"i was so busy binge-watching anime that i forgot to take a shit."

by whythefuckdidicreateanaccount March 21, 2021

Anime

Anime contains Love,trust,pain,death,and most importantly family. Anime can be sad and others can be funny.

Anime

by I will simp🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈 June 9, 2021