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Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.
The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.
by donnybridges March 25, 2025
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your best nightmare

Meaning a nightmare in which something good happens. Even though it is very uncommon to happen to people while you dream, it's something to definitely remember.
"Was Kyle your best nightmare last night??"

"Yeah! I don't even like him, and he was making out with me!"
by tiger.16 October 19, 2016
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demon nightmare

Demon grab u when u a sleep a horrible tging
by Yt Mateo not real name January 6, 2018
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Nightmare Person

Someone who has a lot of red flags and is usually difficult to get along with.
"Dude, my manager is a nightmare person."

"My date last night was horrible. He's definitely a nightmare person."
by Insect September 21, 2021
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Nightmare

A lonely British boy that jerks off every night before crying himself to sleep because he has to let his dog fuck him in his ass so hard he can’t shit right for weeks
Daaaaamn you sound like a nightmare
by SoulOfHades November 20, 2023
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eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.
after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.
by Icemanjones April 23, 2018
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