Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.

Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

muscle hoagie

Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.

by Muscle hoagie April 1, 2017

muscle mass

Mike n Chris

Trentwins are the definition of muscle mass

by Lgdabuser June 22, 2023

magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"

Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.

by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022

Money Muscle

Your asshole

“Ron, you need to pay your dues with the older brothers and work that money muscle”

by L-Dogg. July 4, 2023

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020

Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.

Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020