granola muncher

someone who enjoys hiking on nature trails and bird watching.

When you go hiking, granola is a staple food item because it can keep for long periods of time in heat and cold weather.

Jenny went hiking in the Rockies for a month, she is such a granola muncher.

by granolamuncher101 September 26, 2009

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.

Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!

by Delagodo January 10, 2012

oreo muncher

a person who the whole world dependes on. if this person does not eat oreos during art class the entire world will end

"ak where be the oreo muncher today!!"
"i dunno watch outside the window and maybee she will pull up the school in her cherry bomb of a car"
"oh i see her! there she be demonstrating her terrible parking skills"
"oh thank god we are saved!"

by artsyemily April 17, 2008

coat muncher

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

by nick1644 January 9, 2009

Cud-muncher

lesbian. (one who eats from the bushy plate)

Ellen Degeneres= Cud-muncher.

by angry bry March 5, 2009

Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012