Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011
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Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
by aleven12 December 24, 2014
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Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
by Hom2436 January 26, 2018
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muffin plug

a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.
I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.
by Larrydaweazel October 13, 2019
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dud muffin

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
by K8Poo & LZFingers May 05, 2011
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Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
by TaylorrPaigee August 17, 2009
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Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
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