A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
by Bepdaddy March 29, 2020
1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.
1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!
by aleven12 December 24, 2014
A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
by Hom2436 January 26, 2018
by Larrydaweazel October 13, 2019
The opposite of a stud muffin.
by K8Poo & LZFingers May 05, 2011
Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
by TaylorrPaigee August 17, 2009
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016