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muffin squat

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
by Tim Rambo January 4, 2014
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function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin
Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!
by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023
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Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009
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muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!
by speens November 7, 2010
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Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
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dud muffin

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.
by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011
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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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