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Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012
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The Mountain Piece

Where the dude is fucking a hoe (either hole) while that hoe is fucking another hoe with a strap-on (vertical fucking, like a mountain)
Dude the other night I had Becky and Crissie over , we got wasted and did the mountain piece
by Totallyfrat November 17, 2016
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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Milky Mountain

The popular drink mix of Mountain Dew and whole milk
Hey brah hit me up with another one of those Milky Mountains.
by Bobodacious March 14, 2018
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Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA
Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.
by emcii December 9, 2008
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Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.
A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”
by El pene November 9, 2018
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