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Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.
Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!
by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016
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Cybro Monday

The first Monday after Cyber Monday where beers and gym memberships are 50% off
Jim: Sam, you wanna go to the bar tomorrow?
Sam: Nah, let's wait until Cybro Monday.
Jim: You right. Cybro Mondays are for the bois
by Jimmy Gonzaga December 1, 2017
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Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.
Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"
by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
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Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday
The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.
by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010
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case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.
Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays
by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy December 21, 2015
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surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!
Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!
by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004
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Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.
Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.
by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009
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