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missouri shuffle

Also known as Arkansas stroll, the act of shooting game birds on the ground. Considered un-sportsman like by hunters, unless you are a backwards sister fucker from the show me state.
I taught that dove the Missouri shuffle and we hauled ass back to the cabin so I could rape my sister/wife.
by the pick March 19, 2014
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Missouri

Imagine Dragons' best state to live
Oh the missouri, everybody wants to be my enemyyyyY!
by qwertyuioppers October 1, 2022
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dirty missouri

When a man has sex with a woman doggy style, than puts his index and middle finger quickly in her ass, then pulls them out and sticks those two fingers in each one of her nostrils.
Dude she got so nasty, I gave her a Dirty Missouri!
by Irish Tron October 21, 2019
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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph, Missouri is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed, was shot and killed. It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by AKellisStills November 18, 2021
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misconbobulation

using a big word or phrase in the incorrect context or getting the word slightly wrong. Most commonly uttered/slurred by people who are drunk and trying to pretend they are not.
"do you need some help with that?"
"No, I will do this off my own back",
"i think you mean ' my own BAT', and that was an unfortunate example of misconbobulation"
OR

"Look at this field with some fine examples of topology" (ok that one is not likely to be said by anyone drunk unless they are actually lying in said field).
by kitschnkarma April 12, 2011
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hotdog misconduct

the act of sexually raping a hotdog.
Dude #1"Dude that girl at the party had hotdog misconduct writen on her face."
Dude#2"Thats fucked up yo."
by Drone and Silverclaw March 26, 2010
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Missourian

A play on "Show me," Missouri's state motto. The desire for proof before making a decision.
Bob: I think this is going to work out just fine.

Tom: I'm not sure yet. I want to see some proof. I'm taking a Missourian approach.
by Delonte's Donuts March 5, 2010
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