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Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.
I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.
by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016
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13 yo microwave

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex
by CIHFR April 6, 2023
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Microwave

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I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.
by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021
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Microwave

This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up
Imma cook a cat in a microwave
by KraginMxr June 8, 2020
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Microwave Technician

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022
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Microwave

Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
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