microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022

mictowace guy

he misspelled his name smh

microwave guy i think you misspelled it has mictowace guy

by red loogi October 22, 2022

Microwaveromantic

When you fall in love with your microwave because of how good a friend it is to you

“Did you hear that XYZ is a microwaveromantic?”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”

by REKKUJ October 26, 2022

Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022