megansexual

when Megan Fox is the only woman that makes you question your sexuality

"I don't think I'm a lesbian, I'm just megansexual"

"Am I gay if I find Megan Fox attractive?"
"Nah, 99% of the human population is megansexual"

by alysslut May 25, 2024

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meansexual

someone that is attracted to other people being mean

for example, hua tsushima is a meansexual

by strzn December 30, 2024

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metalsexual • Metasexual • mentalsexual • metrosexual • metrosexuality • megasexual • melsexual • metrasexual • meansexual • megansexual

The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)

X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.

Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.

by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025

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