marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

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Marijuana

She is always sleepy like Marijuana. She is very lazy , but loving. You will literally not find another one cuz only one exists. She is kind of weird , but also very weird. She loves babies a lot. She gets Hella emotional when she's drunk. She loves cuddles. Make sure not to bring her on walks because she cant walk anywhere. She also has a dog that is very weird.

Damn lets smoke some Marijuana with Marijuana, woah dude thats a sick person

by you cuddled with him November 3, 2020

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marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.

-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!

by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016

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marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.

Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"

by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022

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