a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafiamug. - a person who plays an online game that allows you to play for free but also allows you to invest in your game. which in its own right is fine. The individual achieves Chav or Welfie status when they start using scripts and cheats to get what they refuse to pay for. This is usually accompanied by a predominant amount of complaining about "Plastic Players" Credit Card Players" etc who are willing to put an investment into the game to enhance their experience. The sad part is these Welfies and Chavs dont realize that if the CC players didnt pay in...they wouldnt be able to play the game for free themselves, if at all.
"That guy last night was complaining that his script wouldn't work so he couldn't keep up....you just know the guy is a Mafia Welfie, wont put a dime in and still doesn't think someone who invests should have anything better than he does...What a Chav!
by FritzShuffMad July 27, 2011
Get the Mafia Welfiemug. A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.
Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014
Get the mud mafiamug. A group of fans of Lebron James who defend everything he does and believe he doesn't have one blemish on his NBA resume. As a result they will aggressively tear down every other players accomplishments to make Lebron appear better. Often major hypocrisy and goal post shifting is used when The Lebron Mafia defend him.
You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).
... and so on.
Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).
... and so on.
Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
John: Hey, I can't believe Lebron passed on that driving layup at the end of the game when he could gotten to the line. I mean no one can stop him.
James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
by MyHugeMassiveDeck April 10, 2021
Get the The Lebron Mafiamug. The Ohio Mafia is a Mafia in Ohio that gets paid in corn. They will banish people who make Michigan look even remotely decent to the shadow realm, and do shady stuff.
by Gorge Da Firs January 27, 2023
Get the Ohio Mafiamug. Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci
Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo
Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)
Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data
Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker
Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)
Justi (Core member)
Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)
Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci
Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo
Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)
Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data
Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker
Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)
Justi (Core member)
Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)
Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
by Fcvv August 24, 2020
Get the Tech Mafiamug. Junior mafia for Beaners
by Beanerbois December 14, 2018
Get the Beaner Mafiamug.