An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.
She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.
by The Slowest Zombie March 06, 2009
When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.
A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!
B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
by RichoFromRezza November 01, 2008
When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.
God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
by Charlie Chuckles June 08, 2005
Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.
by Sandy Fagina October 02, 2006
The act of gripping an erect penis by the shaft right below the head and punching the penis until it is completely bruised.
by johnredcorn69! August 24, 2009
by irontwo April 13, 2006
When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom
by Meunit32 February 23, 2008