"Some guys are into boobs or arse, but my friend Gary's a mommy popper. He likes 'em big, curvy and ready to birth."
by Eric the Nýbúi July 10, 2009
by stinky aha November 05, 2020
A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good
Me:On my mommy
My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline
Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
Me:On my mommy
My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline
Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
by On my mommy October 25, 2022
A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.
Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.
by wildxrose January 03, 2010