by Ladyinred February 4, 2014

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

by shortsapphire February 20, 2011

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument
She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.
by Boreoff June 11, 2020

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019
