long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

by hamspter January 15, 2021

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

long sleep

Peaceful death

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022

long un'

a long and hairy penis

hey honey you should maul my long un'

by Cummy man December 16, 2008

Long Meatball

A perfect meal to eat on a date or with the homies. It is everything you ever wanted in a meat. You can slurp it, bite it, or even do that thing those dogs do in that one movie!

Yooooooooo, bro can you order a long meatball for the homies?

Hey girl, are you free tonight? I was wondering if you want to go to restaurant location and get a long meatball after school.

by HeyItzYeet November 8, 2020