long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.

“Goddammit”
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.

by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long wong

1) A large penis
2) A tall Asian man

1) I’ve got a long wong
2) Ching Chong Ding Dong is a long wong

by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019

Long Donging

To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

Long Hannah

refers to being tall and named hannah.

that, i say, is a long hannah.

by DanB-B March 14, 2012

Long divison

A longer way to do divison.

My math is based on long divison.

by DON'T KLICK ON ME! December 22, 2020