Lone Star Card

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005

lone star lesbian

A lesbian who has only had sex with a male once.

Lisa: have you ever tried it with a guy?
Dedra: Just once, I'm a lone star lesbian.

by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014

Lonely-Boi❤️

super wholesome and kind person

Wow their being such a Lonely-Boi❤️

by cloodi February 12, 2021

one lone nun

A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.

I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.

by myspecialmagic November 1, 2016

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

lone star stunnas

a truck group in texas who is nothing but a bunch of pussies who’s parents pay for their raggedy ass trucks and anything they own.

david: “hey bro have you heard of that faggot ass group called lone star stunnas?”
greg: “oh you mean that group who’s sponsored by affirm and their parents?”

by crackerwacker January 19, 2022

lone star stunnas

A club of guys with big trucks but even bigger cocks an can take your girl at any given time

Ohh shit there’s lone star stunnas pulling up make sure to hide your girlfriend!!

by Long schlong donkey Kong August 25, 2020