Beautiful lag

A sexy and distinguished individual.

You sir are a beautiful lag.

by Lector charms May 11, 2014

HET lag

aka Hetero lag- aka heterosexual lag: when you grow up thinking you are straight but you never really know but in the back of your mind you do really know you just push it back into your mind more though.

John: im gay- BUT HET LAG EVERYDAY AMIRITE
John at 60: still gay but still het lag
Be respectful to people who don't want to come out and get out of HET lag. It takes time.

by hi im ugly but really cute January 5, 2021

Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

Whiskey Lag

When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.

Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish

by CaderTater April 23, 2010

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009

Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009