Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020

lag (dev)

lag (dev) is an amazing cs3 developer. he works alongside cloudburst and blue who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie experience.

"lag (dev) is so amazing"
- jonathan stephens
"lag (dev) turns me on"
- katie sterling

by TotallyNotJpants October 17, 2022

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014

Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.

Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!

by anti.DOT December 17, 2009