King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.

What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

by Doctor JonSun July 26, 2011

kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

Funky Kong

The best character in Mario Kart Wii

How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?

by renabeth April 26, 2021

Diddy Kong

The act of anally masturbating roughly with a banana, usually in a public restroom. After achieving orgasm, the banana is ingested leaving only remnants of fecal matter, and blood on the remaining banana peel. The peel is then displayed as a form of trophy, usually hanging over the side of a garbage can, or even over stall doors.

That guy just gave himself a wicked Diddy Kong

by CosmicRatSalad March 24, 2022

Hong Kong Handshake

manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.

I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.

by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009

konekivääri

konekivääri is a finnish word for machine gun

anna minun kone kiväärini!:give my machine gun!(to me)

by Joel Helenius October 29, 2003