by Scarlet2.0 March 08, 2019
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.
by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon September 02, 2015
Grandpa: That Kenny East may be a wierdo but he makes some really good music.
*playing montero*
Grandchild: what the fuck.
*playing montero*
Grandchild: what the fuck.
by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 23, 2021
Eats deep fried baby food. Favorite brand is huggies. Has a hitler shrine in their basement. Makes a living off of selling poopoo art
by Niatstihs November 25, 2019
I heard Bruce Wayne died recently, he gave himself a Dirty Kenny, although weirdly crime has increased as of late
by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021
The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.
Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
by Lingua_Franca May 22, 2011