conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.

we off river jumping today?

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

bush jump

An adrenaline fuelled sportoriginating at a kentish village allotment back in 2017. Competitiors go head to head to leap: as high as they can; and as deep as they can into a bush, hedge or shrub (of varying species).

Charles: Fuckenell, fucken big bush jump!!

Andy: Yeah fuck, the chaps gonna send it for a 7 metre!!!

by j.hamós June 16, 2018

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017