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high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.
Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!
by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013
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bush jump

An adrenaline fuelled sportoriginating at a kentish village allotment back in 2017. Competitiors go head to head to leap: as high as they can; and as deep as they can into a bush, hedge or shrub (of varying species).
Charles: Fuckenell, fucken big bush jump!!

Andy: Yeah fuck, the chaps gonna send it for a 7 metre!!!
by j.hamós June 16, 2018
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jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it
Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.
by dangitdangit February 28, 2012
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Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.
by Tbeauie March 2, 2012
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
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jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.
"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."
by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009
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