Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Represented by the number 8. To rednecks and pro-southern white trash who aren't actual Christians, this man is The Redneck Jesus. He is literally worshiped by many people throughout the South and even the lower regions of the Midwest.
The millions of NASCAR fans (or followers) watch or attend the races to worship their savior: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., the Redneck Jesus.
by smart ass May 26, 2005
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

An openly gay NASCAR driver.
Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?
by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.
by not found [Error 404] May 08, 2008
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marcus spencer jr

A boy that is very rare to find. U finna like him no matter what even if he got an attitude. He's usually very talented at basketball and thinks of it as his life. If u ever are friends with Marcus Spencer Jr. u better cherish that moment forever bcuz u get to see his beautiful smile more than others.
Lexi: I'm going to the park with Marcus Spencer Jr. after school

Isaiah: I wish I was friends with him
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Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.
Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.
by UofM16104 March 22, 2011
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Whopper Jr.

My friend, Mr. D.W. Whopper's unit
At my party, my friend whipped out the Whopper Jr. for the ladies. Subsequently, they all left. Thanks dude.
by Big Chimpin' December 13, 2007
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