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mo jon

Someone who is stupid beyond belief. A fucking moron. An idiot.
by Melanie June 18, 2006
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jón

a super homo known for raping children and shoving a whopping 15 incher inside is urethra. also he likes to choose his victims at churches because the younger they are, the better they feel. also his celebrity crush is James charles and he liked jeffrey epstein.
STOPNING ME
by jónisverygay August 31, 2020
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Jon

You have jhs
What does that mean?
JON has sweg
Gey
by Jhs jon has sweg January 8, 2014
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lil jon and the eastside boyz

a hip hop group that you cant understand any of the words and loves the word crunk
"Man I listened to the lil jon and the eastside boyz cd and the only word i could i could understand was crunk"
by Bob May 1, 2004
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Jon-A-Thug

A derogatory term usually given to white men over the age of 18. This category of fine gentlemen have at least one facial hair oddity, have a slight relgious tendency, stalk anyone that interests him, try to conform by following everyone around, watch pornography in plain view of others, injure themselves regularly in circumstances that ordinary people would not, and dismiss all advice that could be helpful to his unfortunate social situation.
"Mic Jagger is being such a Jon-A-Thug today." (secretly Mic is standing outside of the room listening to every word that is being said.)
by RealistRepublican March 20, 2009
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Jon

Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.
What a jon
Oh man I wish I didn't do a JON again
I have to use the JON
by Purple tree bunny March 22, 2013
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