by Samuelshotmom October 14, 2012
Get the Jolly Choker mug.The adjective "el jolly" means "gleeful, harmless chaos that are committed in a playful & funny manner.".
When you shove a cookie into a child's mouth to shut him up, you're el jolly (or crazy, if you do this regardless of what the kid is talking.). In that meaning, then when your cat kicks a ball onto your face, then growls and jumps off the table, then it's el jolly.
When you shove a cookie into a child's mouth to shut him up, you're el jolly (or crazy, if you do this regardless of what the kid is talking.). In that meaning, then when your cat kicks a ball onto your face, then growls and jumps off the table, then it's el jolly.
"You killed three bandits in Red Dead Redemption 2 just by jumping on a bed and fallin' on them? That's el jolly. Now go make a celebration coffee."
by rettamitnA October 29, 2023
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Get the jolly wobble mug.A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse
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Get the Jolly Horse mug.To eliminate family members standing in the way of your affair, the way Jolly Joseph (the infamous Indian serial killer) did, preferably using cyanide poisoning.
Your childhood crush is now married with kids? It's okay, let's "jolly it".
I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.
I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.
by #mallu_tingz February 4, 2024
Get the Jolly it mug.The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
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