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John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012
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John

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John
by niggawarrior February 20, 2018
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John

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016
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John

john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
“John thinks he can get with everyone
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
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john

john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
john is good
by neilg1980 June 1, 2018
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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John

by loljoker February 5, 2019
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