a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012
Get the Johnmug. John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
by Joselyn f November 7, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 1. A Toilet
2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.
3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.
He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.
3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.
He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."
2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."
3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."
3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 7, 2020
Get the Johnmug. john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
john is good
by neilg1980 June 1, 2018
Get the johnmug. by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug.