John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
by what the hell person!! May 06, 2012
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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.
Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"
by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020
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John

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.
by Duffman II November 22, 2017
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John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend
by fgi3bg March 11, 2019
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John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.
John., can you abuse a few people for me?
by Loilipop June 29, 2019
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John

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?
by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018
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