(verb)To accidentally spill drinks all over yourself, giving you the appearance of someone who has pissed their pants and or sweated profusely.
by M. Pfeifer, G-wol September 21, 2006
Jamaica ginger extract, known as "Jake". During Prohibition in the United States, Jake was used as a substitute for alcohol as it contained 70-80% ethanol by weight. Due to alterations of the substance ordered by the U.S. Treasury Department, Jake users would often experience "Jake Legs", which resulted in the loss of use of the hands and feet.
by Spiral0Architect September 22, 2013
1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser
1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"
by Jake Vaughan May 26, 2005
by mistamista July 14, 2009
A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole
by jakethejackass January 10, 2013
a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.
I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.
by CINCINNATICRUNK June 04, 2007
Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.
by Topcrakhead July 02, 2008