Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough

This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model

by Lillith515 May 1, 2019

For Instance

A guild in which many people never do what they say they will.

OMG! SHE WAS IN FOR INSTANCE WE SHOULDN'T LET HER JOIN OUR GUILD!

by luvcran March 2, 2009

Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.

Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.

by Jhm June 15, 2014

Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram

Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!

by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018

Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.

Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb

by buffalochiken420 July 15, 2018

Instagram

An Instagram is a mother of a beautiful girl (age probably from 16-25) that is very beautiful and sexy that any guy would definitely want to impregnate this making her a grandmother instantly. Instant Grandmother or Instagram for short.

Yo have you seen the new math teachers daughter? She’s banging. Mrs. Martin is definitely an Instagram

by LitticusDuckicus November 23, 2018

Instagram

The newer,better,more up to date and not dying version of Facebook

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

Billy:Hey friend me on Facebook :)
Me:Get out of my house...AND NEXT TIME HAVE INSTAGRAM!

by LOLPOPBOB November 27, 2018