Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

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titillating tenting

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.

The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.

by Coop Dupe April 26, 2017

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Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.

Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!

by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024

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elvis tent

When you fuck Elvis Presley in a tent

Be my Teddy Bear elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

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Tented

Being mad or aggravated; having pent up emotions

Thais had to wait in line for over an hour, she got mad tented

by TentedMan June 1, 2022

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tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014

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