tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.

'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '

by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler February 01, 2016

Sex Tent

A tent of whatever to protect you from becoming a nonchalant PORNSTAR. No electricks allowed in the tent either.

Babe let’s get in the sex tent.

by Whitehotgwap August 28, 2023

Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis

Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans

by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

Arabian Tent

When you are camping , either in a group or alone, and you wake up the next morning only to find the tent completely covered in human excrement.

"How was your camping trip?"
"Eh, it was alright"
"Why just alright?"
"Everything was going great, until we woke up the next day, only to find that someone had given us an Arabian Tent"

by TittyWangBang January 11, 2015

not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content

Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent

by suckysucky273843948392837483 June 08, 2024