hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023

caller hidee

the ID of a caller that cannot be caught by a device for displaying caller IDs.

A caller hidee is a concealed caller ID. It cannot be caught by a caller ID device.

by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 28, 2020

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021

Hiding

A physical beating.

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!

by carrot34344pp February 05, 2024

Hiding

Nah you know I need to be summoned. Do it. Summon me. Do a ritual or something! Sacrifice a goat! Or a child!

Hym "Yes... Hiding... In plain sight... Under 24/7 surveillance... That's exactly whqt I'm doing..."

by Hym Iam October 02, 2023

Hiding

When you get your ass beat so hard you go into "Hiding".

- Boy: "Dad grabbed the belt and gave Eugene a fucking hiding!"
- Dad: "Watch your language cunt, or I'll give you a hiding too!".

- Hoodlum: "Oi watch this bro, I'll step this cunt out and give him a hiding"

by Meat Sweat Mike June 03, 2024