Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.
“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024
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The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
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Maid Commander

Maid Commander is a very Simped skin in the Roblox game called Tower Defense Simulator, you could not believe your eyes about how down bad people were for this skin, the amount of people acting like Maid Commander is a god, the bad artwork, the amount of Porn art, and John Roblox being Down bad, this destroyed a Fan base, until in 2024 when the creators of Tower Defense Simulator finally putted a end to this demon, finally the weebs stopped using it, but do NOT talk about Neko DJ, that also fucking destroyed the fandom, and also the amount of masturbating to this pixel on a

screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,
John: oh boy my favorite skin that I like to jerk off to everyday, Maid Commander!

Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!

President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People

John: well fuck
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Command Q

alt f4, but for Apple users. Basically quits the entire application.
Person 1: press alt f4 for free weapons
Person 2: I'm on MacBook Pro.
Person 1: then press command q.
*Person 2 has left the game*

Person 1: LOOOOOOOOOL
by mrkingRandomRock June 21, 2021
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Commander Covfefe

Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.
Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.
by Red Sam Black February 27, 2018
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Blue Command

Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!

Let's use Blue Command to do that faster

I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time
by Psychodata December 07, 2019
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 04, 2020
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