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I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand August 23, 2016
mugGet the I want to French dip your noodlemug.

What I want

What I want or wanted to happen doesn't seem to matter at all to you. What I think you want me to have wanted is for your kids to die but only so that you can blame your kids dying on me rather than the thing you are doing to me that when described sounds like the Islamic Satan and is just you trying to nurse rachet a guy by doing the symptoms to him BUT ONLY BECAUSE I blamed it one YOU.
RETARD "IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY KIDS ARE DYING!!! MEEHHHHH!!!! MUH KIIIIIIDS!!!!" *Accidentally kills their own kids* *Kills their own kids deliberately* *actively does the symptoms of a mental illness to a guy... Gets other people's kids killed*

Hym "Seriously. In the same way I don't believe that the Jews have ever spoken to the creator of the universe, I don't believe that you don't understand what I want here. You are doing this to me and you are not stopping it. That's 2 things. And paying the price for one is not paying the price for the other. All you are doing is taking a position. That's it. You're taking a position that it isn't a problem that you're doing this to me and I'm not going to debate the philosophy of it with you because we can all see how fruitful that is as an enterprise. This is exactly what makes your politics a farce. You say whatever you need to say to win the popularity contest and nothing you say or do stops the wild fire from spread. And unless and AI creating genius FIGURES IT OUT FOR YOU it just keep KILLING YOUR FUCKING KIDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. HOW DID THE FIRE STOP THE DAY AFTER I SUGGESTED THE FIREMAN'S LINE OF HELICOPTERS AND WHY ARE THERE VIDEOS OF HELICOPTERS IN THE SKY THE DAY I SUGGESTED IT? IT WASN'T GOD WHO DID THAT."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
mugGet the What I wantmug.

I want chicken

"I want chicken" said hungry harvey
by Wezelgumage December 31, 2021
mugGet the I want chickenmug.
Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
mugGet the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug.

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