Ariana: (on Travis Scott) if an artist you stanned were that close to having their first # 1 and they did all that they could in their power to get it (and they got it), you'd be celebrating 🖤 it's an exciting feeling. love u.
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
Kris Wu: *tops iTunes*
Ariana: omg no he's chinese so that's impossible, he has fake fans please he's using bots!
Me: we love a hypocrite. love u too
by kriswusbutt December 3, 2018
Get the Hypocritemug. by Rosywiththehosy March 20, 2018
Get the hypocritical arsemug. Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
by Mokona Zero May 8, 2013
Get the Hypocritemug. by lolpooosock September 25, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug. 1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.
2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.
3. Fox News.
2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.
3. Fox News.
It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.
by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021
Get the Hypocritesmug.