Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam October 15, 2011

Hypocrites

1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.

2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.

3. Fox News.

It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.

by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021

Hypocrite

Every boy I’ve ever met 🤨🤗

Boys are hypocrites 😍😩

by Worried female :/ December 6, 2021

Hypocrite

When someone does something that they tell others to not do, or in which not liking something but they do like it.

“I hate when I get left on read”

“You left me on read, hypocrite!”

by My_Pseudonym101 June 9, 2018

hypocrite

Someone who fat-shames their kid while owning a gas-guzzling SUV or minivan

Soccer moms are the most popular subset of a hypocrite.

by DeezPeanuts February 24, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who's testing whether they were being tested, even when they werent.

The hypocrite was always testing whether he/she was being tested, thinking everybody else was playful and playing when he/she was, and quick to call people on double standards he/she was practicing himself/herself, because he/she didn't know that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Sneaky Hypocrite

It is Mr. Lorenzo Tatro insult that he will make if you whisper his name. Direct quote from him, "Stand up whoever is whispering my name", no one stands and he said Sneaky Hypocrite. Also, he said, "How can you guys live in this room with a sneaky hypocrite that's insane".

You are a Sneaky Hypocrite, it's not Monday!!

by Ligma_Ballz March 22, 2019