Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

Hyper Scape

A new Battle Royale game from Ubisoft. As you have the ability to double-jump and use so called "hacks" in order to gain height it is a lot different than most battle royale games. Right now (July 8th 2020) it is still in technical test and only a few Special People(like me) can play it.

It will release soon and will be free to play. Right now there is no ingame curency or anything else you could buy with real money, but I'm pretty sure something like that will be added after beeing fully released.

Me: Hey you guys wanna play some Hyper Scape? Don't want to solo-Queue!

My Friends: We don't have access to the technical test, sry! :(

by Spielside July 8, 2020

Hyperactive

Naruto Uzamaki

"Im really hyperactive"
'Naruto could never"

by ConfusedAssLesbian August 5, 2020

Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021

Hyperchondria

Something Anti Vaxxers have.

Anti vaxxer: I don't want that poison vaccine funded by Bill Gates and Melinda Organisation. God gave me an immune system for a reason which is to naturally fight off infections.

Smart person: Covid has killed many people with a strong immune system. Plus, people can still develop long covid which is basically POTS Syndrome-like symptoms, but 10 times worse. Quit being a hyperchondriac and get jabbed.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

Hyperbeastyt0

A precise word used for people that are a sigma males. Also known as a gigachads. These people normally eat 76.9183 tonnes of protein daily call.

I can already tell that you are a gigachad, you are definitely Hyperbeastyt0.
You are so cool you are surely another Hyperbeastyt0.

by Person_Bread??? May 24, 2022

god hyper car

a god hyper car, is a car from game on roblox called "anomic" god hyper car are unbreakable, has infinity fuel and are like your mom strong as fuck when you get bad grade

Whats up mate do you have god hyper?
Ye bro i have want one?
Ye bro gimme 1
Alr bro but nothing is for free frist suck jamal dick
Ok bro i alr did can i get it?
Ye there your god hyper car

by Jamal dick August 4, 2022