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Canada's History

1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.

2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?

Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
by Quickdraw McDaddy February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.

Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Stephen Colbert wanted the definition of Canada's History from a true Canadian
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browsing history

When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.
Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
by BananaBruh May 11, 2014
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canada's history

one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
Last night was crazy, we did canada's history for hours!
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Canadian History

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canadien history

making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
that chic was badass, she let me show her some canadien history
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History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
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