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Canada's History

One of the most depraved sexual acts possible, comprising raptophilia, food play, coprophilia, and bestiality (with optional necrophilia).

To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed.

The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
"What are you doing?"

"Looking at pictures from the newest issue of Canada's History magazine."

"You sick fuck."
by Colbert Nationalist. February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.

Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Stephen Colbert wanted the definition of Canada's History from a true Canadian
by TonyInChains February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
Yo, last night I got to do Canada's History to this hot bitch! It was quite depraved!
by Vitaliti February 4, 2010
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canada's history

one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
Last night was crazy, we did canada's history for hours!
by Yatc February 4, 2010
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Canadian History

no example available for Canadian History
by bigblackhawk February 5, 2010
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History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 20, 2016
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canadien history

making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
that chic was badass, she let me show her some canadien history
by snowj February 15, 2010
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