One of the most depraved sexual acts possible, comprising raptophilia, food play, coprophilia, and bestiality (with optional necrophilia).
To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed.
The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
To perform a Canada's History: track down and forcefully detain a Prime Minister of Canada (living or deceased), then strip him or her naked except for a tuque on the head. Cover all participating members with maple syrup. (The syrup should be slightly warmed for lubrication and comfort.) Spread beaver fecal matter over the chest of each person, shaping the feces into a maple leaf. The live beaver should then be passed around to each participant who may kiss, embrace, or sodomize the animal as they please. The beaver's tail can be used to flagellate the Prime Minister if he or she is unwilling to perform any steps. Participants may then assume their favourite copulative positions, although "O Canada" should be continually sung, or at least hummed if the mouth is obstructed.
The Canada's History is a shockingly offensive and explicit ritual. Despite this, it gains popularity online for its adventurous and hardcore qualities, and will most surely be a commonplace term on internet fetish sites within the next couple years.
"What are you doing?"
"Looking at pictures from the newest issue of Canada's History magazine."
"You sick fuck."
"Looking at pictures from the newest issue of Canada's History magazine."
"You sick fuck."
by Colbert Nationalist. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.
by brakkelion ordefliu February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
by Vitaliti February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
by Yatc February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by bigblackhawk February 5, 2010
Get the Canadian Historymug. A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.
I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
by Chidori611 May 20, 2016
Get the History of the Retardmug. making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
by snowj February 15, 2010
Get the canadien historymug.