daniel haber

Daniel Haber is a little dick person who enjoys soccer and has primarily white friends, he doesn't like siblings and will usually try to fight/injure them

damn, that must be a daniel haber

by Daniel Haber Is Cool February 10, 2018

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.

by infjdesign December 29, 2018

scrite hanberry

A mispronunciation of the carbonated beverage by a very sleepy human being forgetting how to English

Sure I’ll have a scrite Hanberry…
Uh dude don’t you mean sprite cranberry

by Kohai~Senpai June 29, 2021

jordyn haberstumpf

a walking std

oh no it’s jordyn haberstumpf🤮

by qafhhdhkivbjhg April 5, 2022

Skanky Habenero

When a girl eats taco bell and takes a dump and a guy will lick it clean off of her butthole.

"Yeah dude it was amazing, she let me give her a skanky habenero."

by Cheblin April 9, 2024

E-habbed

To attack someone heavily, and/or nearly or kill someone due to emotional instability

Man, I got E-habbed after I joked with him

by Skibiddi Ohio rizzler May 13, 2025

tu eruditionis habes est

The act of having one job.
And somehow manage to fuck it up

Ordering a quarter pounder from McDonald's and get a fish fillet. Mcdonalds tu eruditionis habes est

by nourthern candia April 26, 2023