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Harry Potter 

Just a dude who is responsible for killing Voldy and he’s dating Draco Malfoy.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! Did you see Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy?! Such a cute couple!

Person 2: OH MY GOSH! YES DRARRY IS THE BEST SHIP EVER! DEFINITELY MY OTP

Watch some Harry Potter 

joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
Watch some Harry Potter by ZMJCKWR November 23, 2010

Dirty Harry Potter 

A guy from Canada that doesn't take any shit

Harry Potter 

A horrible book written by Yo Momma
But thanks to a group of talented directors, the movies were pretty 1337
Me: The Harry Potter books are gay.

Some fucking cunt: Have you even read them?

Me: ....STFU
Harry Potter by Esplender January 2, 2005

Harry Potter 

It started out as a little orphan boy named Harry. What it grew into was so much more. It started as 7 books about Harry Potter written by the talented J.K.Rowling. They turned the books into 8 movies. But the fandom goes above and beyond even that. There is a charity called the Harry Potter Alliance helping the world by using the power of Harry and his millions of fans. There is a music genre call Wizard Rock or more commonly, wrock. Its actually really great music. There are 2 fan based musicals, AVPM and AVPS which are hilarious. It helped create the Nerdfighters and helped many make friends. The merchandise out there is incredible. They have a new theme park. Many fanfics are out there. And so much more.Its shaped my life and I am sure I am not the only one. Its a never ending fandom because fandoms die when everyone stops loving it, stops being vocal about it. Harry Potter fans will, no, CAN'T let Harry Potter go. Its a life style. Muggles will never understand the pull of Harry Potter or the love but we know the true power of the Boy-Who-Lived and love.
Person 1- I don't get it, why do you love a stupid book so much?
Person 2- Harry Potter is so much more than a book. And I can't explain it, if you read Harry Potter, you would understand.

Harry Potter 

The sexiest most incredible, hottest, lovable, knowing, trying, happy thing in the entire world. I want to bang him. in the stolen words of someone who was talking about Rupert Grint, He will father my babies!"
1: Whatcha readin?
2:Harry Potter.
1: Orgasmistic! i want him to father my babies.
2: Can you have sex with a book?
1:The character, retard.
2: O. What about the actor?
1: :)