southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

nicholas brown likes to ride dildos

(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"

(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

by shreksucker69 November 24, 2019

Gates

Slang for a waterfall bong.

"We doing gates tonight?"

by anon_e_moose December 23, 2008

Bill Gates

One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.

Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.

by C++ September 13, 2005

Bill Gates

Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.

Call him Hitler now Bitch!

by Ostego September 17, 2005

bill gates

Phrase to be used sarcastically when referring to someone with little or no skills on the computer.

Person 1: "How do I get songs on my playlist?"

Person 2: "Drag and drop, biatch. Damn, you a regular bill gates on that shit."

by In need of better service at the deli October 10, 2006

goatslut

Not actually a goat, but definatley a slut.

That bitch is nothing but an obnoxious goatslut.

by Effed November 7, 2003